Nick's lust for power

Cameron and Clegg agree

Larry the Cat catches his first rat

Voter fraud

Call for police to guard polling stations and voters to carry ID cards in areas at risk of vote-rigging. So YOU,  without a passport or driving license can bugger off. But then you're most likely poor and vote for The Labour party.
The best thing about this scam - cough, idea! (borrowed from USA: The watchdog rejected calls to limit postal voting, which has been the focus of many fraud allegations, on the grounds it would stop many people from casting their ballot.
There's a logic there, somewhere... I'm sure there is...

Nope, still can't see it so...
I'll try again: A known risky voting system isn't altered because it'd stop votes being cast...fraudulently...!

Iain Duncan Smith.

That name rings like the cry of a bird of prey. Never speak it aloud....