Larry the Cat catches his first rat

Voter fraud

Call for police to guard polling stations and voters to carry ID cards in areas at risk of vote-rigging. So YOU,  without a passport or driving license can bugger off. But then you're most likely poor and vote for The Labour party.
The best thing about this scam - cough, idea! (borrowed from USA: The watchdog rejected calls to limit postal voting, which has been the focus of many fraud allegations, on the grounds it would stop many people from casting their ballot.
There's a logic there, somewhere... I'm sure there is...

Nope, still can't see it so...
I'll try again: A known risky voting system isn't altered because it'd stop votes being cast...fraudulently...!

Iain Duncan Smith.

That name rings like the cry of a bird of prey. Never speak it aloud....

Eric Pickles is poe faced.

A message from Boris